"i promise that someday
i’ll buy you a place
where you can say “what a nice view”
and i’ll agree
while looking straight at you"
"If they can’t make you laugh then don’t fuck them."
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
Australia: where the weather is hot and the people are hotter
"An intimate relationship does not banish loneliness. Only when we are comfortable with who we are can we truly function independently in a healthy way, can we truly function in a relationship. Two halves do not make a whole when it comes to a healthy relationship. It takes two wholes."
Gaga in New York City earlier tonight.